BLOG ABOUT IT!

STRICTLY FOR WHEN I DO BAD IN CALL OF DUTY AND n00dz. HAHA DUTY
Tue Nov 4

SO THIS SUCKS

so my long time family friend shane was in an accident the other day and i havent been the same since. he is still in critical condition which sucks. what sucks even more is pretty much knowing that when he wakes up from his medically induced coma he will probably kill himself. why you may ask well shane is a long time tattoo artist and semi-pro mixed martial artist. which were his two worlds and as of right now he lost his left leg and might lose his right arm. if not his hole arm then his right hand. so he will never be able to fight, tattoo, or ride his bike. i have had friends die before but this just seems much different i have known the guy since i was like 7. and he has always been there for me and my family. i am kind of just rambling on at this point but i dont really know what to right. this just kind of helps me get my feelings of my chest. 

THIS SUCKS.

Sun Oct 26

So.....

ericforce:

Apparently Ian pissed himself and ruined his phone. What’s up you fucking 4 year old?

iOLD
Sat Oct 25

NOBODY LOOKS AT THIS

so apparently i pissed myself in my sleep last night and my phone was in my pocket and it ruined my phone so any of you jerks on here that read this give me your numbers cause i have a new phone but no numbers.

and yes I PISSED MYSELF 

Sat Oct 18

new phone number

813-748-8864

text me your n00dz

origanlly posted the wrong number woops

Sun Oct 12

FUCK THE COWBOYS AND THE NFL

that shit was fucking ridiulous. way to go romo for fucking up. its not even the post season yet. fuck our defense for not being able to stop an 82 year old man from throwing bombs down the field. and fuck the refs for their bullshit calls. THEY JUST PUT THE GAME INTO OVERTIME LET THE MAN FUCKING CELEBRATE.   THIS IS BULLSHIT. MY DAY IS RUINED.

Wed Oct 8

for ian

kateforce:

because hetinks its funny thst i cant type because i am on vicodin.

THERE, I BLOGGED ABOOUT IT.

EDGE BREAK FACE BREAK

Tue Oct 7

Dear Infinity Ward,

Why is it that when i play a game type like headquarters and i have stopping power as my second perk, it doesn’t kill anybody. Like yeah I get kills but not nearly as much as I am used to. Now i am not saying i am the best…far from it infact. Maybe i am just having a bad day and i am going to blog about it but it seems to be that other people that i play with are having a problem as well. So I only have on request Infinity Ward……GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

                                                                                      Yours truly,

                                                                                             xT00THBRUSHx

p.s. Amy if you ever figure out how to work this site. MAKE MY GOD DAMN COOKIES!

Mon Oct 6

Ian is a raging homosexual

  • me: phone sex or real sex with a fatty?
  • choose your fate
  • ian: phone sex
  • i dont have to see her
  • and i could jerk it
  • me: so its a win win?
  • ian: yup
  • its kinda like a glory hole
  • even if its a dude on the other side you can't see them so to you its a girl
  • me: ...
  • gayest thing ever
  • ian: BLOG ABOUT IT
  • me: I WILL
  • I WIN!

Seriously Ian

ericforce:

What the fuck?

Don’t act like your not impressed

My balls are so saggy! How saggy are they? My balls are so saggy that they hang out of a hole in a leapord print leotard.

My balls are so saggy!

How saggy are they?

My balls are so saggy that they hang out of a hole in a leapord print leotard.